Disclaimer Notey Thing: Hank, who here declaims a passionate denial of junkfood, is not mine. *g* Much as I wish he was.
I Do Not Love Thee, Mr Twinkie
by Dyce
I do not love thee, Mr Twinkie,
For thou shalt make me fat,
Thou art no friend to me, indeed,
My scales have told me that.I do not love thee, shiny M&Ms,
Thou causeth my teeth to rot,
And doest thou care for this?
Indeed, thou carest not a jot.I do not love thee, Coca Cola,
Thou sendest me into a tizzy,
Of sugar induced hyperness,
For thou art sweet and fizzy.I do not love thee, creamy cakie thing,
Though thou tempt me with thy wiles,
Thou make'st my face all sticky,
The butt of laughs and smiles.I do not love thee, little candy bar,
I cast thee from my sight,
For thou dost tempt me wickedly,
And call to me at night.I do not love a one of thee,
And loudly do I cry it.
I deny the one and all,
For I am on a diet!